Alexandra Haddow‘You can’t eat money.’Kate woke up, but didn’t open her eyes. They already hurt, closed. That was a bad sign. She peeled her tongue from the roof of her mouth…5 min read·Jan 3, 2023----
Alexandra HaddowI’m a Little Edinburgh Fringe Worm with no cash, so please read this and share as if it’s poignant…Nobody cares about the fact I’m going to Edinburgh Fringe and neither should they. I’m a comedian going on a jolly for a couple of weeks in…4 min read·Aug 2, 2022--1--1
Alexandra Haddow‘As he stepped away, pale and bowed, he suddenly looked up, sweeping his gaze over the congregation.I knew I should’ve worn a hat. I was sat at the back, in the most boring black outfit I could muster (trying to find something without…4 min read·Jan 19, 2021----
Alexandra Haddow‘Ted could be a worry.A company-wide vague email only ever meant one thing. You know this. I know this. Everyone knows. It’s never ‘The CEO requests everyone’s…5 min read·Jan 18, 2021----
Alexandra Haddow‘I wanted to figure him out. I thought you might be one of the clues.’That was her. Kerry. I recognised her from my pretty thorough Instagram stalking. People always look slightly different in real life…5 min read·Jan 16, 2021----
Alexandra Haddow‘He got to his feet and his shadow moved over her, while drops of cool water fell from his body…‘He got to his feet and his shadow moved over her, while drops of cool water fell from his body onto her hot skin.’ Even when you fancy…4 min read·Jan 15, 2021----
Alexandra Haddow‘He led her down the stairs.He led her down the stairs. People were already starting to gather in the hall and out on the grass. She grabbed his forearm tightly.4 min read·Jan 14, 2021----
Alexandra Haddow‘Like everyone else, he had heard about the events in the rowing boat.’Like everyone else, he had heard about the events in the rowing boat. You’d have had to have been living under a rock not to. So perhaps…4 min read·Jan 13, 2021----
Alexandra Haddow‘The doughnuts had failed to de-escalate the situation.’Sebastian clenched his teeth. This was going to be painful.4 min read·Jan 12, 2021----